What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:44

The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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